her email to me:
ok so today is January 26th and yesterday was Helen’s birthday so…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELEN. HAVE A GREAT TWELFTH BIRTHDAY!!!!
wait that doesnt sound very right now does it.
oh ok let me fix that.
HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAAARRR!!!!! YAY YEAR OF THE DRAGON! Year of good luck and hope!
oh wow its year of the dragon.
YOU’RE TURNING TWENTY-FOUR TODAY!
as you would say,
“How depressing.”
But Chubby is there to spend it with you so why dont you two go for a long walk and go to that french bakery and eat lots of macarons… or macaroons…
Hope you and Chubby are having a fantastic time and you’re waking up on time and not letting him hold his potty!
CHA CHING.
did you just see the magic dollars i sent you in the magic red envelope? that’s your chinese new year magic money; spend it on all sorts of air! Clean air, dirty air you name it! these magic dollars will provide for you the air you need to breathe for the rest of your life.
Happy Birthday my dearr seastarrr11111!!!!!!!!!
my response: WRONG AGE MAN.
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obscuremonster said:
my heart stopped when i saw 24. i thought it forgot a year. happy birthday love. <3
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